Soon will be placed here things most bounteous, and the name of FloatingFace shall be spread both far and wide, to the four corners of the kingdom. Verily shall the enlightened come here, and find things most wonderful to behold. Treasures such that men shall cower in terror, lest their eyes be burned, while women shall stand and look somewhat unimpressed. The minions of The Floating Face shall go forth among the heathens, and verily shall smite those that dare to deny His rule.
He that is all floating, and entirely disembodied.
soon...?